It's sad, really...

So I had a dream that an ex-boyfriend was trying to take over the universe, y'know, like they do. And I was the only one who could stop him. Perfectly reasonable. But then I got distracted by this giant pile of yarn! Oh, it was so pretty! Big rainbow coloured skiens of silk, Luminous green cones of satiny soft merrino, giant balls of cashmere with delicate halos of fluff barely glowing. Did I save the universe? uh, no. No I did not.